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Debra Dassow's avatar

Just curious, did Trumpstein have to personally sign all the pardons he gave for the January 6th insurrectionists?

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Any and all people subpoenaed by Comer should tell him to go fuck himself.

After all, if it works for the GQP then the same holds for our side.

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DemoCat's avatar

We’ve arrived at, or very near, the end of our democratic experiment from a political standpoint. The proof is obvious - we elected and somehow REelected Donald Trump to lead our nation, and every Republican revenge fantasy is the greatest political scandal in history. Every single one. That’s the headline now in every wingnut “news” story. Because everyone is now numb, everything is white noise, and nothing can be trusted, especially politicians and their rhetoric. I can’t imagine being a young person and wondering what the future holds.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

My second child is emigrating, there's no future in a failing empire except through greed and destruction.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I just can't with this moron. Oversight used to be headed by my former rep, Carolyn Maloney, who was excellent in that position. Redistricting fucked her out of a seat; she was forced instead to run against Nadler (they entered Congress together), and of course The Holy New York Times endorsed him (everyone they endorsed was a white man).

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Tony Seybert's avatar

The Republican Party is not an organization for honest decent sane people.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

If they can do this it will be great news for us in 4 years.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

they will keep wilding out over shit until someone smacks them back into their corner - wish i thought that was going to happen soon

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Hank Napkin's avatar

If and once Democrats hold the House and Senate majority and White House the "Respect for Process" should be set aside in favor of "Respect for Process", which in this case means that because 1) Sir is the epitome of unconstrained and treasonous corruption 2) ALL Sir appointees / media- and social-media based supporters in ALL governmental and judicial departments extending from the Federal to the Municipal level must be considered the same and shall be removed forthwith and "rehomed" to Point Nemo (Latitude: 48°52.5291'S. Longitude: 123°23.5116'W. Distance from Land: 2,688km ) to in order to Better Preserve Our Democracy.

Looking at you, Chuck.

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tehbaddr's avatar

This one time at a Navy SEAL fantasy camp, I used a snorkel as a butt plug. What, you think I don't know how to get myself off?!

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Brian Parrott's avatar

When Obama, Hillary and Biden all wrote the Epstein files, did they use an autopen?

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beb's avatar

Autopen or not, all those judges were confirmed by the Senate. That should be enough to put an end to this nonsense.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The Nonsense should be enough to end the Nonsense.

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SterWonk's avatar

> Then all those judges get removed from the bench, giving Trump a couple of hundred more slots to fill with unqualified Federalist Society hacks.

Correction! FedSoc hacks are not hacky enough for TFG's second round, on account of how some FedSoc hacks from TFG's *first* round are more loyal to FedSoc and Movement Conservatism than they are to him.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Thank you for the term FedSoc.

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SterWonk's avatar

You're welcome, though I can't possibly be the first person to use it. :-)

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Those first-term judges have been in for 5-9 years, long enough for the realization to penetrate the glamour of stupidity that surrounds every Republican that they have lifetime appointments, and they start thinking about their legacies and whether or not they want it to be anything more than Chump Butt Buddy™.

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SterWonk's avatar

Counterpoint: John Fucking Roberts.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Maybe Comer should put all his time into investigating the links between the Trump family and the Unabomber, since they were apparently all aware of what Kaczynski was doing years before the police according to Trump.

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TimeIsLikeAClockInMyHeart⏰'s avatar

🎶 Comer Comer Comer Comer Comer chameleon

You need to go, oh oh oh 🎶

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw [CC — Karma Chameleon]

Preemptive apologies.🙇‍♂️ I presume there's been dozens of comments including this by now😘

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

They already have six of their fucking bastards on the Supreme Court. How many do they need??

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If they have nine, every Republican's penis will grow several crucial inches.

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