Has James Comer Just Been Begging FBI To Let Him Sniff Rudy's Russian Spy Farts This Whole Time?
Kinda sounds like it.
Peruse if you will a few video clips.
Republican Senator Chuck Grassley is " not interested in whether the allegations against Vice President Biden are accurate or not."
“Chuck Grassley on Fox News: "We are not interested in whether the allegations against Vice President Biden are accurate or not."”
— Aaron Rupar (@Aaron Rupar) 1685625278
He's not interested in whether the allegations are accurate or not.
But isn't there a document at the FBI? Hasn't Chuck Grassley seen it? Doesn't it say Joe Biden did a buncha bads? "Let's put it this way, there are accusations in it," said Grassley on Fox News this morning.
YOU BETCHA.
“FOX: How damning is this document for Biden? GRASSLEY: I, I dont know that FOX: But you've read it GRASSLEY: Let's put it this way, there are accusations in it”
— Aaron Rupar (@Aaron Rupar) 1685625278
But what about the FORMMMMMMM? Haven't Grassley and House Oversight Committee Banjo Deliverance Moron Dumbfuck Pork-Brained Idiot James Comer been saying the FBI has a FORRMMMMMMMMMMM? And doesn't FORRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM say that Joe Biden did a stinky in a place with a people and a thing?
Comer has been presenting pretty hard evidence that Joe Biden did a stinky in a place with a people and a thing! (Jingle jangle dingle dangle banjo banjo STRUM!) And as soon as he finds some a-them whistleblower informant thingies he's lost, he's gonna blow this Biden scandal wide open! (Time for singin', time for jokes! Gather 'round and join us, folks! Hee-hee! Hee-haw-haw! Hee-hee! Hee-haw-haw!)
Well, Comer explained yesterday that he had a call with FBI Director Christopher Wray, and Comer said Wray told him there is a form, and the form says a thing, but Wray won't give him the form, the form what says the thing. And NOOOOOW? Now Comer gonna have to do CONTEMPTS to Chris Wray! (Yeeeee HAW! It's time for a hoedown!)
Wray offered to let him see the form, though.
“🚨On my call with FBI Director Wray, the FBI finally confirmed the existence of the FD-1023 form alleging then-VP Joe Biden engaged in a criminal bribery scheme. Anything short of producing these documents to @GOPoversight is not in compliance with my subpoena. Statement👇”
— Rep. James Comer (@Rep. James Comer) 1685562769
We have been making fun of James Comer and Chuck Grassley, but mostly James Comer, for quite a while about his pathetic investigations. He's just a devastatingly stupid man. And he cannot seem to keep himself from standing in front of TV cameras and telling us how stupid he is. We can't even keep up with it. Every five seconds it seems like he's on TV, admitting accidentally that his loser clown probes into Hunter Biden's penis are simply meant to hurt Joe Biden. (Remember when Kevin McCarthy did that vis à vis Hillary and Benghazi? Guess who's stupider than Kevin McCarthy.)
Well listen.
We have a surprise, and it is that the document that James Comer is huffing paint about, the one he's just been pretty sure the FBI has, is one of the paint-huffing documents Rudy Giuliani gave the FBI back in 2020. Remember that? Back when Rudy would go to Ukraine, get some documents from Russian spies, and then come back to America and pull them out of his underpants and try to get then-attorney general Bill Barr to smell them? Yeah those.
“More: The document at center of this dispute has origins in a tranche of docs that Rudy Giuliani provided to DOJ in 2020, sources tell @evanperez. The allegations, many originating from sources Ukraine, included 1 claiming evidence of corruption involving Biden when he was VP.”
— Zachary Cohen (@Zachary Cohen) 1685567810
Bill Barr was so impressed with Rudy Giuliani's "evidence" that he got a US attorney in western Pennsylvania named Scott Brady to handle the very important task of sifting through the "Ukraine evidence" on the Bidens provided by Giuliani. Literally everything Rudy had to share about the Bidens was a bath salts-grade conspiracy theory, and yes, some it came from the Kremlin, and it had all been roundly debunked.
In other words, Barr stuffed this shit in Pittsburgh because it was too stupid even for him to deal with.
That's apparently where this document came from that Comer's got his farm dog lipstick out about. Does this mean Rudy's wet farts are James Comer's "informant" and/or "whistleblower"? LMAO. Kinda sounds like it.
More from Zachary Cohen's reporting:
“Former Pittsburgh US Attorney Scott Brady oversaw the FBI investigation of the Giuliani claims. The document being demanded by Comer is among the products of that probe. While the document outlines claims from the informant, it doesn’t provide proof they are true, per sources.”
— Zachary Cohen (@Zachary Cohen) 1685567810
In short, the document is probably almost certainly not true, could very well be Russian disinformation, but James Comer doesn't care. He's just trying to hurt the Bidens, as he's accidentally admitted.
Rudy didn't care if he was colluding with Russian spies before the 2020 election, but he was pretty sure his dirt on the Bidens was true anyway, because obviously. Rudy and GOP Senator Ron Johnson blew off defensive briefings from the FBI trying to tell them that there were Russian spies crawling up their pantlegs. They didn't care.
Rudy And Ron Johnson Blew Off FBI Warnings About Russian Spies Because PFFFFFFFT DEEP STATE!
Rudy Giuliani: Americans Deserve To Hear My Easily Debunked Russian Spy Lies!
This is all the same goddamned fucking story, over and over and over and over again. it's the same story Donald Trump was impeached for, when he tried to force Ukraine to help him steal the election. It's the same story, ever since Russian spies started shoving this shit down Trump people's pants back in 2018 or so. And that story connects to the story of Russia helping Trump "win" the 2016 election.
And now James Comer is back at the same trough, seeing what he can slurp out of it.
Here, piggy piggy.
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I didn't make that assurance. I said there's no upside to taking bullshit from the fever swamps and releasing it back into the fever swamps with a note saying it's not true.
Most of these allegations have been debunked for years.
They're not going away. There's no reason to give them the legitimacy of addressing the conspiracy when everything is proof of the conspiracy. Since you brought up Clinton, they're still going on about Benghazi and Clinton death squads and no amount of proof will stop it.
So why feed it?