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Tax cuts and fucking over the poors.

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Pence is able to put together a coherent sentence. It's easier to slip the lies in that way.

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No, something even more vicious. He asked a question.

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You win.

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"If you can hold it in one hand, forget it."

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"Oop ack!"

Words that will transcend time.

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love this love you! what is #1? a rabbit?

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i want sessions to go down more than i want trump to go down.

well or maybe together.

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It's legit - Act Blue and NGP are behind it - but be prepared to be solicited for money.

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rock on and thank you for your service.

we will eventually get this.

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jon stewart for senate 2020!

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"Maybe I hang around here a little more than I should...."

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Not me. I stole it from another wonker who said, "We're all in this together."

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There is one thing that you have to admit. The President is extremely likely to continue doing exactly what he is doing now. I'm not going to tell you how to feel about that, but I hear there is a sale at BevMo! on various wines and such.

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If my cat had that face, I'd teach it to walk backwards.

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The thing they value more than party is their own skin. If they think they need to to keep their job, they will sell their own mother. Make them feel the heat and they will dance.

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