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Lefty Mark's avatar

Mae West: "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."

Painter of Goats's avatar

The pot calling the kettle sleazy.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Shingles AND plantar fasciitis?

Vienna Woods's avatar

"Ellis has long been an advocate of campaign finance reform"

Yes, and Mark Foley was chair of the house caucus of missing and exploited children.

In other words, if a GOPer was to come out strongly against goat-fucking, you just know...

schmannity's avatar

Needz more furry pimp hatz.

schmannity's avatar

Pssst. O'Keefe. Darryl Issa. You heard it here first.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He's gonna end up like Lt. Niedermeyer...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"We could do it - but it would be wrong."

- Richard Nixon, role model.