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Mall gangsta, for sure.

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B-b-b-bene and the Jetssss...

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Where can I find her a clitus? Asking for a friend.

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Self-important Hefty bag of day old cowshit...

fixed

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You have to watch O'Keefe's video to see puppy torture.

You also have to have a puppy watching it with you.

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Doesn't the bag over her head make it more difficult?

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Let's help him find a cliff to run off.

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He is still trying to find his Precious.

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#fungimatters

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Won't matter. Bill will still prefer the new intern. Such a dog that guy. No wonder I love him so.

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Sounds like you've been there, done that. Ouch.

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You mean, I'm not the first?

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His mommy started buying him black underwear because she got tired of scrubbing out all of his skidmarks.

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Darn it, maybe I am a crackpot after all. How embarrassing.

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Go watch Ol Yeller if you want a good puppy snuff film.

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