It took James O'Keefe all weekend to come up with an alibi for why he tried to trick a CNN reporter into coming on a boat filled with lube and dildos and "an obvious sex tape machine," but now he has posted his brilliant explanation on the Internet. "She would have had to consent before being filmed and she was not going to be faux 'seduced' unless she wanted to be," O'Keefe wrote. Oh, that makes perfect sense! Rapists, for example, should really use that line at their trials, because it really puts things into perspective. Especially if they do their raping on a very un-pre-meditated spot, like this sex boat.
You pathetic asshat! Don't you realize everyone you've ever been intimate with will be tweeting & Facebooking your, uh, 'shortcomings', so to speak as well any bizarre behavior, which would seem to be astonishing?
That boy couldn't scoop 'n' score at 2 am in a bar full of drunken women if he was wearing a suit made out of hundred dollar bills.
In related news, my child informed me that holding an open bag of potato chips with greasy fingers before dinner did NOT mean that she had been eating the chips. Holding and eating are two separate acts, so my suspicions were completely unfounded.
You pathetic asshat! Don't you realize everyone you've ever been intimate with will be tweeting & Facebooking your, uh, 'shortcomings', so to speak as well any bizarre behavior, which would seem to be astonishing?
You beat me to it! Can't beat "Wayne" as the serial killer middle name.
Classic.
this county is depressing the crap out of me.
Of course no one could "kill" him unless he consented to be killed. Thems the rulez.
He planned it down to the first detail.
That boy couldn't scoop 'n' score at 2 am in a bar full of drunken women if he was wearing a suit made out of hundred dollar bills.
Just sayin'...
Perhaps that tie was the male equivalent of "birth control glasses."
So ugly the deal was off right from the getgo.
That's the machine that holds and dispenses sex tape.
What? You don't use sex tape?
Well now, that would explain a lot, wouldn't it?
In related news, my child informed me that holding an open bag of potato chips with greasy fingers before dinner did NOT mean that she had been eating the chips. Holding and eating are two separate acts, so my suspicions were completely unfounded.
"She saw how I was dressed that day, with my usual blazer "
He was wearing a gas guzzling GM product? This guy gives dipshits a bad name.
Were Andy Samberg and T-Pain also in on this plan?