Since last week we had been hearing rumblings on the Internet that smirking dildo boat enthusiast James O’Keefe III had a new video that would SHOCK EVERYONE and CHANGE THE GAME (mostly we were hearing this from O’Keefe’s Twitter feed, but we’re suckers for hype).
I think what O'Creep proved is that Border Patrol agents have better things to do with their time than approach a clearly-unhinged idiot wearing a rubber mask of a dead guy, not that the dead guy, if he weren't dead, would attract no attention at all crossing the U.S. Border.
I thought there were dozens of patriot cosplayers willing to volunteer. Give 'em each 80 miles of fence and a Hoveround, and voila! Problem solved!
You know, if that "dead or alive" bounty is still being offered . . . How deep did you say they sank him? -- James Cameron (asking for a friend.)
I had a look at Hudspeth County and the border on Google Maps. The section of the Rio Grande that is close to I 10 is upstream of the dam, and is much wider than the creek O'Keefe walked across. Downstream of the dam the river is much narrower, but a lot further from the highway. While the Border Patrol may not be geniuses, I can't see that they would leave a footbridge across the border like that.
Unsurprisingly, I call bullshit on O'Keefe.
In the same way that anal warts are a plus on the dating scene.
I think what O'Creep proved is that Border Patrol agents have better things to do with their time than approach a clearly-unhinged idiot wearing a rubber mask of a dead guy, not that the dead guy, if he weren't dead, would attract no attention at all crossing the U.S. Border.
If the Onion did an O&#039;Queef satire video, it would look exactly like this. <i>Exactly.</i>
And worst of all, is actually O&#039;Queef.
I thought there were dozens of patriot cosplayers willing to volunteer. Give &#039;em each 80 miles of fence and a Hoveround, and voila! Problem solved!
And if Osama had the local sheriff to help him out.
80% Latino, and this wingtard is sheriff? Somebody&#039;s election results really need to be audited by the feds.
You know, if that &quot;dead or alive&quot; bounty is still being offered . . . How deep did you say they sank him? -- James Cameron (asking for a friend.)
AOT, que?
A few alligators would have made this video much more entertaining.
Decontaminating the water wouldn&#039;t come cheap. Thanks, EPA!
&quot;rubber Osama bin Laden mask &quot;
Speaking of rubber...wouldn&#039;t it have been awesome if Jimmie&#039;s dad wore one?
I had a look at Hudspeth County and the border on Google Maps. The section of the Rio Grande that is close to I 10 is upstream of the dam, and is much wider than the creek O&#039;Keefe walked across. Downstream of the dam the river is much narrower, but a lot further from the highway. While the Border Patrol may not be geniuses, I can&#039;t see that they would leave a footbridge across the border like that.
Unsurprisingly, I call bullshit on O&#039;Keefe.
Just a demographic note: The population of Hudspeth County is 3,337 (in 2012). 80% are Latino. Sheriff West doesn&#039;t appear to be.
Did Jim Letten meet him there, just to call him a worthless hobbit to his face again?
&quot;Cross the Rio With Whacko&quot;
[OK - I know you have to be a Billy Walker fan to get it. But you really should be a Billy Walker fan!]