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In the same way that anal warts are a plus on the dating scene.

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I think what O'Creep proved is that Border Patrol agents have better things to do with their time than approach a clearly-unhinged idiot wearing a rubber mask of a dead guy, not that the dead guy, if he weren't dead, would attract no attention at all crossing the U.S. Border.

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If the Onion did an O'Queef satire video, it would look exactly like this. <i>Exactly.</i>

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And worst of all, is actually O'Queef.

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I thought there were dozens of patriot cosplayers willing to volunteer. Give 'em each 80 miles of fence and a Hoveround, and voila! Problem solved!

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And if Osama had the local sheriff to help him out.

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80% Latino, and this wingtard is sheriff? Somebody's election results really need to be audited by the feds.

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You know, if that "dead or alive" bounty is still being offered . . . How deep did you say they sank him? -- James Cameron (asking for a friend.)

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A few alligators would have made this video much more entertaining.

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Decontaminating the water wouldn't come cheap. Thanks, EPA!

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"rubber Osama bin Laden mask "

Speaking of rubber...wouldn't it have been awesome if Jimmie's dad wore one?

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I had a look at Hudspeth County and the border on Google Maps. The section of the Rio Grande that is close to I 10 is upstream of the dam, and is much wider than the creek O'Keefe walked across. Downstream of the dam the river is much narrower, but a lot further from the highway. While the Border Patrol may not be geniuses, I can't see that they would leave a footbridge across the border like that.

Unsurprisingly, I call bullshit on O'Keefe.

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Just a demographic note: The population of Hudspeth County is 3,337 (in 2012). 80% are Latino. Sheriff West doesn't appear to be.

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Did Jim Letten meet him there, just to call him a worthless hobbit to his face again?

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"Cross the Rio With Whacko"

[OK - I know you have to be a Billy Walker fan to get it. But you really should be a Billy Walker fan!]

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