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bobbert's avatar

Sadly, they're doing a lot better than the North Koreans.

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bobbert's avatar

This is one of the few times when I really wish there was a +100X upfist.

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102415's avatar

That was excellent. I sent it to my 4 month old granddaughter. Thank you.

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fuflans's avatar

i really don't understand any of this, but i refuse to belive adele did anything bad.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/L2n89.jpg" target="_blank">Oh my farking gawd. </a> (Yes, it's Bugnon again, swiping <a href="http:\/\/starcomplex.files.wordpress...\/2012\/02\/sherlock-holmes-1.jpg" target="_blank">other people's stuff.</a> The man is beyond help. As far as I know, he's not yet peddling inkjet printouts for $4,000, so there's that in his favor.)

I'll start out with question #1: <i> What</i> is O'Queef smoking?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"...photos of Dana Loesch’s new pink heels..."

Those are some serious calves, right there! Was she a linebacker in college?

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bobbert's avatar

I go to a motel.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, come on. That had to be a Wonker posting. Nobody is actually that stupid, are they? Are they? Guys?

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bobbert's avatar

Okay, that was weird. I've found another cause of instant-delete. Unfortunately, I failed to save a copy before posting,so I cannot debug. I may have inadvertently used the word for which I usually substitute "tripwire", but I cannot remember.

Anyhow, the condensed (and, of course, much less witty) version is:

1. These guys are bozos, and exist to distract the media from covering the actually awful bullshit that their older compadres are inflicting on us all the time.

2. The weather here in Groveland has been absolutely lovely for several days. Unfortunately, I've spent most of these days (with occasional breaks to appreciate the weather) cleaning up my lot, so I am tired and marginally crankier than usual.

3. I'm gonna go have beer and listen to a not-bad local band for a while.

Cheers.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"It's twoo! It's twoo!"

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Drugging and raping a women? I don't believe it. Drugging and raping underage boys.... that I would believe.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I guess I'm kinda on borrowed time then. Just turned 51 not too long ago.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Cobra Commander had less ridiculous evil schemes than this.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Be sure to edit out all the exculpatory emails, if there are any.

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chascates's avatar

Every time O'Keefe is exposed as a liar Breitbart gets pitchforked by a devil.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

But it was shitty in places, I bet.

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