Jane Fonda Did Movies, Once

* 1960's thrillerJoy Housestarring Alain Delon and Jane Fonda at the Library of Congress. Dude is good looking apparently, but we wouldn't know cause we never look at guys. Free, 7pm at the Mary Pickford Theater. [ LOC ]

* Color Field Remix 2 is a fancy-dancy show of experimental video and sound at the Corcoran. Free, 7pm in the Gallery's Hammer Auditorium. [ WPA/C ]

*Special Topics In Calamity Physicswas named one of the 10 best books of the year by the New York Times (it's May...?) and people blow their load every time they write about author Marisha Pessl. You too can come blow your load at her reading at Olsson's tonight, so long as you do it discreetly. Free, 7pm at Olsson's in Dupont. [ Olsson's ]

* Stamen and Pistils CD release show. $8, 9pm on the Backstage. [ Black Cat ]