Janet Napolitano Has Seen The Promised Land And It Is Barefoot-Optional
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Airport psychic Janet Napolitano was listening to the planes go by from the food court, staring into her magic crystal homeland security ball, when she heard a Voice from the Future! It said, "Keep your shoes on, America." Air travelers will eventually be able to keep their shoes on to pass through security, but the restrictions on carrying liquids on board are likely to remain in place for some time, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told a POLITICO Playbook breakfast Tuesday.
Janet Napolitano Has Seen The Promised Land And It Is Barefoot-Optional
Janet Napolitano Has Seen The Promised Land…
Janet Napolitano Has Seen The Promised Land And It Is Barefoot-Optional
Airport psychic Janet Napolitano was listening to the planes go by from the food court, staring into her magic crystal homeland security ball, when she heard a Voice from the Future! It said, "Keep your shoes on, America." Air travelers will eventually be able to keep their shoes on to pass through security, but the restrictions on carrying liquids on board are likely to remain in place for some time, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told a POLITICO Playbook breakfast Tuesday.