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Expelled AND jailed. They literally attempted an armed coup to install a dictator, for fuck's sake.

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"Team Fuckbonkers!" You almost make me wish I was still wading in the Twitter cesspool. That said, I'm glad I'm not.

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You are Fuckbonkers personified. Blocking now.

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No need to rebut a Russian troll...

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Except at feeding time. Then cats realize how much love there is to go around and sweet dogs turn into vicious feral beasts.

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What Teri's talking about is not nothing.

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This is brilliant satire! It sounds like something (some) actual people would say, and yet it is completely divorced from reality! Plus, it incorporates so many important buzzwords, and does it all in two (or three, not entirely clear) brief sentences! Truly outstanding.

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Oh it's far worse than that. Barr is a committed Dominionist, which politically (for him at least, and for many others) translates to authoritarian if not outright Fascist. He abandoned ship only when he saw it was sinking. And you can bet he'll sign on to the next one -- or even to this one, if it's somehow miraculously brought back from the depths, FSM forbid -- and his Village credentials will be perhaps a little frayed but mostly intact and easily repaired.

He's another like Dick Cheney: he should be spiked and stuffed with garlic when he's buried.

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Perhaps the GOP shouldn't have voted down the Democrats' first proposal for a 50-50 9/11-style commission where each side got to choose an equal number of seats on the commission.

Note also that practically every witness was a Republican associated with Donald Trump.

Finally, Trump was not only asked to testify but subpoenaed to do so. He could have had lawyers there and taken the 5th like he has done 440 times before.

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it wasn't a trial

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No, of course not. That requires the DOJ (executive branch) and a court (judicial branch). Only in impeachment do you see the legislative branch act like a court of law.

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It would have helped if His Kevin hadn't chosen tainted players (I'm looking at you, Gym Jordan) to be on the committee.

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Yessir, it sure feels that way.

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Burn the traitors.

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Needs moar Toobin

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