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...beginning...

Only beginning?

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Willingly ignorant.

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'I don't care if you don't want to have the surgery, get the implants or you're out of the will.'

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Ba dum tish!

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Gotta go with your strengths.

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We need not be jealous of those who lived during the Gilded Age any more.

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When are these two lovebirds going to start deleting their secret accounts and covering up as best they can their many, many money launderings, under-the-table deals with foreign intelligence and sales of American passports for profit cutting a deal or separate deals with Mueller?

Tick, tick, tick, you crazy kids, you.

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I doubt if she and Jared could, individually or in combination, open a bag of pretzels.

Cooking is for little people. Well, except for cooking the books at which they are probably not as good as they think they are.

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You'll have to compete with Suspensioncables Hayworth for the gig.

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And Pence before him.

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Crap. Why can't I remember that. I guess I need to dig out my collection and start watching again. Thanks.

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Payday loans from the Russian Mob are tougher to pay off than expected.

I know! Set up a Trump Reelection Fund. You can use it for anything, including the Russian Mob's juice.

Only, yeah, you'll never get ahead of this game until you can sell enough American citizenships for Big Money.

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He is registered as a female. Coincidence?

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Python. Python....

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