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those would no doubt be *bottom* ramen noodles, to suit their position within the moral universe.

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We can only hope.

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I can picture it now young Prince Jared chubby in hand with a line of 300 million Americans holding their ankles.

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His Orangeness just watchs.

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I see the Kushner apple doesn't fall far from the tree but junior hasn't been caught yet.

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I used to feel sorry for Dumps Amazon home delivered bride until i saw an interview of her spouting shit about Barry being born in Kenya. So fuck you Melanoma and the rest of your family maybe not Baron yet but if Uday and Ursay are anything to go by he'll probably end up like them thick as ten short planks.

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It would be a bit hard for Prince Ken to hump the help because has his plums and backbone in Princess Barbie handbag.

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I would hope he was the only 18-year-old in his kindergarten class. When are we going to stop coddling these millennials!?

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All I ask of the world (right this moment, anyway) is that, in the very near future, the two of them find themselves really wishing hard that had that $200.

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'rifmaticin' is hard, man...

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Of course Bannon can fill out a form. The devil is in the details.

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Is there a difference?

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Deepest apologies, purely unintentional!

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So Vanky can rest a day before she's back on the stroll, hustling BJs in the parking lot of Harrah's. Put some dollars on Kush-Kush's prison commissary.

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always reminds me of the walking dude.https://upload.wikimedia.or...

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Take a minute to drink that fucker in.

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