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wmpmacm's avatar

Never bet more than you can afford to lose. And he will lose it. Jared is not the brightest bulb in the box, either.

Swampay's avatar

For those who can't arithmetic (do any Repos read this?) if he gets 1.25% of 2 billion, well, I reckon that as a clean (I mean dirty) $25Million, which is a nice amuse bouche for the lad.

mailman27's avatar

World's most baffling "comic."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Why are property management companies compensated on gross collections (including security deposits for residential units if you don't keep a very close eye on them) instead of on NOI?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz. May Jared follow in his daddy’s footsteps, IOW go to prison.

Cripes's avatar

Reference: Dodger Stadium in the Chavez Ravine. Nasty business.

Cripes's avatar

We all basically understand how and why this would happen. And the reaction? The lonely chirping of crickets where there should be regulatory alarm bells, accompanied by the usual ho-hum coverage... no surprises here but it sure gets under one's skin.

Gary_Seven's avatar

But, but, Joe Biden wrote a College reference letter- we must see that letter!! /s

Gary_Seven's avatar

That's when mini dresses were in their heyday! Love it!!!

unionthuggery's avatar

The salty dog and the gin tonic are two of my favorite drinks. You've just combined them for me in a way that I'm surprised I never thought of trying. Thank you.

Brian Bixby's avatar

Actually, more frelling stadiums than you can shake a stick at, they're almost all publicly financed while privately owned and built on land seized through Eminent Domain.

Brian Bixby's avatar

Sorry, I don't even want to imagine the porn collection on that thing. Since his staff does all the work I seriously doubt there's much else on it.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

This just shows how even more urgent it is that we not let TFG anywhere near Pennsylvania Avenue again. As for MBS, if he wants to throw billions of dollars away on a TFG-adjacent grift, more power to him.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Let's not forget who bailed him out of 666 5th Ave.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

ISWYDT. And on topic. Bravo.

sly-3's avatar

the payment is a combo of services rendered and first taste of any future business. the whole scheme is an ongoing concern of int'l treachery.