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Never bet more than you can afford to lose. And he will lose it. Jared is not the brightest bulb in the box, either.

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For those who can't arithmetic (do any Repos read this?) if he gets 1.25% of 2 billion, well, I reckon that as a clean (I mean dirty) $25Million, which is a nice amuse bouche for the lad.

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World's most baffling "comic."

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Why are property management companies compensated on gross collections (including security deposits for residential units if you don't keep a very close eye on them) instead of on NOI?

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Ta, Liz. May Jared follow in his daddy’s footsteps, IOW go to prison.

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Reference: Dodger Stadium in the Chavez Ravine. Nasty business.

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We all basically understand how and why this would happen. And the reaction? The lonely chirping of crickets where there should be regulatory alarm bells, accompanied by the usual ho-hum coverage... no surprises here but it sure gets under one's skin.

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But, but, Joe Biden wrote a College reference letter- we must see that letter!! /s

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That's when mini dresses were in their heyday! Love it!!!

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The salty dog and the gin tonic are two of my favorite drinks. You've just combined them for me in a way that I'm surprised I never thought of trying. Thank you.

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Actually, more frelling stadiums than you can shake a stick at, they're almost all publicly financed while privately owned and built on land seized through Eminent Domain.

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Sorry, I don't even want to imagine the porn collection on that thing. Since his staff does all the work I seriously doubt there's much else on it.

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This just shows how even more urgent it is that we not let TFG anywhere near Pennsylvania Avenue again. As for MBS, if he wants to throw billions of dollars away on a TFG-adjacent grift, more power to him.

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Let's not forget who bailed him out of 666 5th Ave.

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ISWYDT. And on topic. Bravo.

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the payment is a combo of services rendered and first taste of any future business. the whole scheme is an ongoing concern of int'l treachery.

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