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Great White Shark libelz!

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Well, he IS the Secretary of State, isn't he?

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Watching Rachel Maddow's opening on Jared Kushner and his many, many roles. I think we need a spoof reality show: Jared , Fix My Life or something.I also want him to help me organize my closets and feng shui my house.

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I'd best say nothing. I've never been Banhammered, and I have no intention of starting now.

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You'd be shocked at what my son-in-law is finding.

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I look forward to the day Hair Twitler tries to grab some Iraqi Pussy. It won't be pretty.

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and that's the question that brings down righties every time:

what is that business' purpose?

the obvious answer is the safety and security of the american people. all american people. conservative, liberal, rich, poor, gay, trans, alex jones fans, queer, straight, crazy, disabled, tom cruise, immigrants...

all of us.

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Donut just wants the competition out of Ivanka's bedroom for a few days.

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Mr. Blobfish libel! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Which makes rubikcube's "quote" appropriate.

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are we going to end up with clone wars between the bionic Beyonce and the jewel encrusted Jareds?

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I wonder if the Iraqi diplomats used lube?

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Oil based of course

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I truly wonder if Jared is self-aware enough to have even a vague inkling of how many people he is endangering with his wildly incompetent nepotism. At least I hope so, because I don't know what any of this is for if these bastards don't at least have the decency to suffer.

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unfortunately, all of trump's supporters look like extras from the hills have eyes.

the one with ted levine.

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Keeping it in the family is an old Mafia tradition.

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