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LOL! I should've scrolled down. But yep! I see this creature as the plastic doll that he is.

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With all the good will in the world, this is for you, Jared:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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"Daddy, I want you to fire all the help right now! They laughed at me!" -Sneering Shitweasel as a boy

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I'd invite him just to make fun of him.

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It’s insane how much it looks like him!

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Spot on.

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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a fuckton of plastic surgery.

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Bates. Jared Bates.

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Yes, you are rich...for now. Your track record is tat you do OK as long as you can rely on that head start being a rich white pussy boy give you. But when shit hits the fan, you will too. And then you won't be rich. Can't come too soon.

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She'll always get to be a laughingstock -- just like her daddy. Poor ugly duckling Iwanka.

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Look up other pics from the movie cuz it’s uncanny at other angles. It’s a doll face but at other angles it mimics how Kushner “emotes.”

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Well, Jared, the feeling is mutual.

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Who and who fell where? Pass the Grey Poupon.

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You're going to need a bigger chum bucket.

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You're not looking for good schools anymore. You're looking for non-extradition treaties.

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