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One need not have a security clearance to know that hedge fund vying for Westinghouse just dumped a loado'cash on Jared and his devil-building.

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It's all Jared's got. Soft balls.

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This is very destructive to Jared's business model which is based on his giving Top Secret information to various bearded Middle Eastern despots in return for monies to bail him out of his very stupid business decisions. This is the most benign possible interpretation of what he's been doing with Top Secret information and may well be based on a wrong estimate of the extent of his evilness given that he does sort of look like what Rosemary's Baby would look like grown up.

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Koch Brothers or Sheldon Adelson will buy him one ,two, three maybe !

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I remember classy speakers of the house ,known for Cadillacs, Lincoln's ,Bucks ,imperials . Now it's trucks. Is Ryan going to " do some hard work to feed his soul ?"

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He looks to me like a pansy-ass wimp who got stuffed in his locker regularly in high school. Sorry, not sorry.

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If it doesn't fit you must acquit!

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i had a cat named scaramouche once. she was a beautiful stray that i pulled off the kennedy expressway in rush hour. (and was assisted by DoT if i remember correctly)

sadly she had kittie aids and wasn't with us for very long. but she was a wonderful soul.

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Disposable pillows I'm guessing.

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So, no glove, no love?

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I've got to ask... I see the "Occupy Democrats" in the lower corner, but what's their website? Where are you finding these?

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So, is the best metaphor for "bringing peace to the middle east" really playing softball?

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What job?

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He's going to buy a Ford truck? Why aren't his Russian friends offering him a GAZ truck for free?

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He is , and he had a sharp slap via non-naming and stern pronouncements concerning "evidence" for the willing participants in yesterday's Congressional circus. Maybe they'll decide they're don't really need to see Lisa Page today.

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Nice gathering of protestors under the Trump Baby monument :-)

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