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But not as smart or even as evil. More a Damien wanna-be who has no idea how to go about things.

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Deader eyes have never been seen. *shudder*

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How have all these evil people avoided the virus? Is the debil too skeert to take them on? That's what I'm thinking.

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If we were in an actual war, these shenanigans would be labeled war profiteering. People used to go to prison for that shit.

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Actually, they did that, too.

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"Jared Kushner's PPE Follies"

As distinct from his father-in-law's PP Follies?

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Not to mention deader souls.

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DISENFRANCHISE EVERY STUPID MOTHERFUCKER WHO VOTED FOR THE ORANGE TRAITOR FOR THE REST OF THEIR BRAINLESS LIVES!!!1!11!!!ELEVENTY-ONE!!!!!!!!

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"But they're probably just sore losers trying to overturn the American People's choice in 2016."

And by "the American People", of course, Dok means Vladimir Satanovich Putin.

Gotta hand it to the Mirror Universe. They knew what to do with trouble-making Russians. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I've felt any trump voter should have to take a civics class before voting again. If only it didn't smack so much of a voting tax type thing.

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That's signed by my rep in Congress, Carolyn Maloney, also too! Great letter. The answer is due in two days. It won't arrive.

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Tish James, NY's AG, has already investigated Trump, and is planning on prosecuting the second he leaves office. I hope she's got Jared in her crosshairs as well.

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Today I called Rep. Thompson's D.C. office just to thank him for requesting this information. I told the assistant I was especially happy to see that Rep. Thompson was asking why that jackass Jared Kushner was involved. She burst out laughing and said she would make sure Rep. Thompson got my message.

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Molesting a flag.

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Yeah, just make sure you don't "overcharge" him for a casino chandelier, because then there will be hell toupée.

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EXACTLY!

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