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Grumpy Twat's avatar

And got fired by Murdoch,http://zelo-street.blogspot...

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Hey, Ralph Becker libel!Former Democratic mayor of SLC, 2008-16.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

Honorary. Strictly speaking a weasel is not a rodent, but a fuckweasal could be.

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fuflans's avatar

I immediately thought that when i heard this report.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

"Rumble In The Green Room (with finger sandwiches)!"

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

The least likely is a sex scandal...I mean...come on!

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The Wanderer's avatar

I recall seeing a clip of a German cable TV show (back in the early 80s). A woman was seated at desk to read the news with a straight face, while her feet were submerged in a tub of water that had two large carp in it. Her task was to keep her cool while the fish nibbled at her feet and toes.

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Aileen's avatar

I feel like there's a good #humblebrag in here somewhere. Like, "my family is so upper class, our fetish of choice has been Urolagnia for generations."

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Stulexington's avatar

If we're widely speculating maybe he noticed his right elbow in the latest secret spy tapes of The Honest Don and is getting out before anyone else notices and threatens to send him to lowly peasant jail.

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BrianW's avatar

Three days in a holding cell? Where the hell is he?! That sounds like some of the worst Harris County TX can offer. I didn't work there, but in a smaller county. None of our people spent that long in a holding cell, but it's possible in Harris.

And yes, once you're in the system, getting out is damn near impossible. We used to have a rotating coterie of regulars, but most of them had mental issues. Don't know the deal with baconz, and it's honestly none of my business. I do hope he gets shy of all these troubles soon though.

EDIT: TBH, I was probably an asshole myself more than a few times. There is something about the system that drives you that way if you are not VERY careful.

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Shananigan's avatar

Allegheny County, (Pittsburgh)PA. Baconz missed an appointment set by the Family Court back in November. When he showed up for a regularly scheduled appointment in January, he found out that a bench warrant had been issued for his arrest. Then began the adventure.

The Wonker community has been really wonderful, sending him postcards and letters and magazines and books. And letting me vent at length about the Bizarro World stuff going on.

BTW, never donate anything to Goodwill Industries. It's a huge racket, from the thrift store franchises where the owners earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year while paying disabled employee significantly less than minimum wage, to the halfway house baconz is in that takes 20% of of the residents paychecks.

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Scooby's avatar

The problem here is that whomever follows him is likely to be worse.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

One more grundle-faced liar down, umpteen more ta go!!!!

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