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Jason Chaffetz, Jesus Christ and Jerry Curls are the JC trinity!

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Chaffetz is his own worst enema.

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Of course that person is! Who wouldn't believe you!

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Really? No one's been given more political enema's than this jerk? Methinks Mrs. Clinton might have something to say about that...

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More like the Devil's Triangle but the JC thing is more cleverer. :)

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Is that another enema reference? :)

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*Chaffshitz. Fixed

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I am a Brad Pitt and agree.

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Ooooo! I would LOVE to see the video of Trey Gowdy giving Jason Chaffetz a warm wine enema.

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was he "busted flat in Baton Rouge"?(Eww! now repugs gotta pull metaphors out of their Chaffed-hole in addition to all the made up stuff about HRC?)

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"Never go full retard!"

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And the shits just keep on coming.

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He references to enemas and leaks suggests to me that he is a water sports enthusiast.

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β€œI’ve been given more enemas by more people over the last eight years than you can possibly imagine." I do think that when someone makes a statement of such a startling nature they have a certain responsibility to provide some context.

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It's a wonder that you still know how to shit

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Hey, maybe he's going to be the one to replace O'Wrongly on Faux News, and any Reptilian would be happy to drop legislatin', with its tiny salary, for $25M/yr.

No shit, Sherlock....

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