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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I'll see your Gma quote, and raise you my Grandma quote: Chaffetz "is lower than whale shit. It lies on the bottom of the ocean, and he could stand tall under it."

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Labs are very intelligent. Golden retrievers, on the other hand.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

It is pretty clear that his brain is just a random lie generator. He can't possibly be paying attention to the words coming out of his butt mouth.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Utterly blind.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Right next to him. It was the perfect alibi!

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Debmcd's avatar

Why don't we just ask that dipshit for his papers please. I hear his dad helped assassinate Kennedy right before he tried to assassinate Castro and right after overthrew his kid's first grade teacher.

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Mike Steele's avatar

Ladyy MS: Do love me some Ron Jr., though I think he looks more like Nancy.

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Harbinger08's avatar

I'm not his mother and I'm sure I could do it for a while if someone needed a break.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Seriously, it makes me wonder if they're sorry she lost. Imagine the investigations they could be running if Hillary was in the White House.

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sarahjane1912's avatar

That reminds me. The Dead Kennedys are touring this year. Tix still available for UK gigs! And I can still play 'Too Drunk to Fuck' on the piano. Go me.

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Maybe's avatar

They've been attacking Chelsea Clinton since she was 12 years old, when Limbaugh referred to her as the "White House dog."

It's like a bad and evil magicians act. They want you to look everywhere and at everything except what they're doing.

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Maybe's avatar

Well, they do have Obama. And rumor has it he's black! And was guilty of being President while black!

The Repubs are equal opportunity bigots.

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gingerwentworth's avatar

Good.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Good is how he got to be a co-worker, years later, instead of a crispy critter, then. The luck of the draw is sometimes the hardest thing for war survivors to cope with.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Noun - verb - Benghazi deja vous all over again

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AyeDiosDrinko's avatar

Didn't we already ask the Clintons a bunch of questions?

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