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Trump Idiot Lawyer Has PROOF That NBC Framed Trump ... But It's A SECRET!

He left it with his girlfriend in Canada for safekeeping. PROBABLY.

Liz Dye
Sep 20, 2018
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If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell. And if that doesn't work, just make shit up. 

Talking hairpiece Jay Sekulow went on Chris Cuomo's CNN show Wednesday night to barf out the latest Trumpland nonsense on the Russian WITCH HUNT. Remember way back in May, 2017 when Donald Trump told Lester Holt about that hilarious time he fired James Comey to murder the Russia investigation?

"I was going to fire Comey knowing there's no good time to do it. And in fact when I decided to just do it, I said to myself, I said, 'you know, this Russia thing with Trump and Russia is a made up story, it's an excuse by the Democrats for having lost an election that they should have won.'"

Did you think that meant he actually fired Comey TO MURDER THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION? Watch and learn, kids!

You know that when there are interviews, there are edits, and there's a longer transcript. And I will just tell you, without disclosing any detail, that when you review the entire transcript, it's very clear as to what happened. And -- I'm not going to give you information on how we provided it -- but in our professional discussions with the Office of the Special Counsel, we have addressed that on multiple occasions appropriately.

Sekulow's not going to give you any details -- that shit's locked in a safe next to the corporate structure for his shady AF "charity." Butjust take his word for it, Chris . Lester Holt doctored that tape to make the president look like a justice-obstructing pussy-grabber, instead of a Boy Scout, dry-humping the leg of the Police Benevolent Association.

We think the entire transcript without question supports the president realizing when he fired James Comey, it might actually extend this investigation. And he said that on the tape.

UH HUH. He did say that. And also said he fired Comey because of "this RUSHUR thing," about "Trump and RUSHUR." So we guess we're right back where we started!

Also, that comment was aired, so we're not sure what evidence Jay Sekulow has of SECRET LESTER HOLT DOCTORING. But we're sure he has it, because why would he ever lie?

Last week Trump insisted he should have kicked Comey to the curb BEFORE THE ELECTION.

If I did one mistake with Comey I should have fired him before I got here. I should have fired him the day I won the primaries. I should have fired him right after the convention. Say, 'I don't want that guy.'

So, if you're going to pick one of Trump's dementia-theories to run with, Lester Holt: Rogue Video Editor is probably less idiotic than most.

Let's wrap this stupid post up 2017-style, shall we?

Jay Sekulow needs to get on his knees every day and thank Jesus for Rudy Giuliani, who actually manages to make him look competent and sane in comparison.

[ RawStory / The Hill ]

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Bobo Brazil
Jul 14

It is a sign or normality. Don't strain too hard.

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easelox *&^%$#@#$%^&*())(*&^
Jul 14

yes. weird how my brain tries to do that.

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