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Deb Vitkova's avatar

Caption got the photo: tRump gathering dinner

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

First picture the cat looks appalled but not enough. I like the six fingers but hands too big. Second picture the cat is way too relaxed but at least one of his hands is regenerating Deadpool tiny, so that does compensate.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Both photos of Trump with the cat and duck show Trump with six fingers on his right hand. Is that boy weird or what?

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Lyndsey Loves tRump Farts's avatar

Probably won't win any of the 800,000 odd Haitian votes in Florida either. Not that he woulda got them in the first place. But now these folks will crawl across broken glass in molten lava with whale shit falling from the sky to vote against that sack of shit. What's 800k or so votes in Florida this year anyway? He's up by, what, 2% in the phony right wing polls these days?

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beb's avatar

Republicans would like to talk about their policies,, but their policies are so toxic that nobody would vote for them if they knew how sincere Republicans were. So they have to lie and demonize the Others for any hope of getting elected.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Is that Homelander's cape he's wearing in that illustration?

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

That would make sense.

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plushie dragon's avatar

Weird resonance here between RFKjr eating roadkill and fantasy pet eating, but what? A mystery

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Chump and JD don't have a leg to stand on with the problems caused to the schools by this influx of legal immigrants. Everyone knows when all that sweet, sweet tariff money comes flowing in, not only are we going to take care of all the childcare, but we'll take care of the schools also, too.

The very concept of the plan makes me all warm and tingly in the heart of my cockles.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

If your cockles stay warm and tingly more than 12 hours, see your doctor.

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Marla's avatar

If he wins, there won’t be any public schools, because he plans to kill the Dept. of Ed. and turn all the schools over to the weird and very rich Amway lady.

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diane's avatar

"I've heard from my office that people are saying that they've heard that their neighbors..." is boilerplate urban legend.

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Liminal's avatar

>What is he even paying these servants for?

(he's not paying them anything, not if he can get away with it. He's billing it to the American people, or some of his dupes who support his PACs, or maybe just stiffing the help)

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Smol Blue Dot's avatar

The HIV dates back to the early days of AIDS. Right wingers identified 4 groups of people that the new disease was showing up in. They were referred to as the 4-Hs, and were homosexuals, heroin users (short for IV drug users in general), hemophiliacs, and Haitians.

Guess this is all part of wanting to go back to when America was great.

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Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

I'd love to see him handling a duck that way who was upset at being so close to a cat. With any luck, it would take his eye out.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Eating cats & dogs? That's more of a Shelbyville idea.

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TerseNurse's avatar

"were you sent here by the devil?" "no good sir, I'm on the level!"

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Arizona Republicans have put up billboards mimicking Chikfilet saying Eat Less Kittens, Vote Republican. There are pictures of kittens. Have they lost their minds?

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Arizona Republicans are a special breed of fucking stupid (I say as someone born and raised there).

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Bel-Ami's avatar

A long time ago.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Kinda glorious:

Erick Erickson

@EWErickson

YOU STUPID MF’ers JUST GOT TRUMP TO REPEAT YOUR LIE ABOUT THE PETS. CONGRATS ON SETTING THE NEWS STORIES TOMORROW BY LYING SO TRUMP PICKS IT UP AND SAYS STUPID SHIT.

8:31 PM · Sep 10, 2024

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Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

They may be inspired by the animal videos from Ukraine, where the attitude of Ukrainian soldiers and civilians towards animals caught in the conflict has generated a lot of sympathy. A case of Stollen Valor, you might say.

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