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The Uvalde police were all wearing white hats at the presser explaining they refused to be the good guys with guns

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Two of these things belong together,Two of these things are kinda the same...

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That still makes my blood boil. Ronald Reagan National Nothin' There's no hazy golden glow that I can see around that dude. At least half of the American electorate was something he gladly would have paid someone to scrape off of his shoe.

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I heard parents were being asked for DNA samples yesterday and felt nauseous.

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Media matters doing the Lord's work

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Talk to any Vietnam combat veteran and they will tell you how an M16 (AR 15) tears vicious holes in the body.

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Liability insurance. Now. Sue everyone who took a dime from NRA.

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This is *nearly* as nasty as I feel right now -- and why I have myself on Double Secret Probation ...

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they get them free with their soros bux and obama phones

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next you'll also be asking for a properly funded health system, that allows people to get mental health treatment without shame or going bankrupt, and a properly funded education system that breaks the cycle of poverty by ensuring kids have pathways to careers and a living wage instead of that crap minimum wage shit people pull

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like the teacher would hang back and stay safe while her children are being shot... most teachers would die to protect their kids, even that entitled little toerag who winds everyone up and then cries he's being bullied... i'm waiting for faux news to blame the teachers for not stopping this shooting, cos you know that is coming

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Yes, hot takes about the death of schoolchildren = "very intriguing plot"! Discus needs to up their mangobot screening game they are not shutting them down well at all.

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Well with the news that the mango crop will be halved this year due to poor climactic conditions, maybe the mango bots will also be affected/afflicted similarly?

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Shirtwaist Elementary is where Raffie went to school and he turned out fine.*

*He did not turn out fine.

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It's our fault for not arming them and waiting for the carnage to happen from that stupid idea.

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