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dshwa's avatar

But but but Third times the charm. Or three strikes and you're out. One of those.

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LegionOfDo's avatar

A bird in the hand is way better than two Bushes.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

The lead level of the water in both states is just the right height, to kill you.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

WHAT ABOUT LANGERS THO

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Anybody but Jeb, I'd figure he is getting all he can handle. But in his stressed condition, I doubt even the gun helps... unless he uses duct tape. Talk about unsafe sex.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

It certainly is. Note that the weapon in question has the safety off (the visible red dot on the slide is the giveaway). MASSIVE gun safety no-no !Jeb.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Who the fuck shoots a .45 anymore? With 15 rounds, that thing will pull you under if you fall in a pond.

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Dalan Libutad's avatar

Two Shrubs is enough.

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O4FSake's avatar

A hand in the bush isn't bad either.

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O4FSake's avatar

It's hard to tell if they are resolute or just remaining vigilant.

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O4FSake's avatar

And wait for Obama to pull him out like he cleaned up Dubyas shit.

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Jay Dee's avatar

Spay them

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Lemmy Caution's avatar

Hang in there, Jeb! The momentum is going to shift your way any day now!

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PPKramer's avatar

"..Shrubs is two too many". FIFY

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Dalan Libutad's avatar

ESL made me do it.

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