Poor Jeb. He was born with a silver bullet in his mouth. On Tuesday, after Jeb tweeted this idiotic picture of a gun with his name on it, his campaign had to clarify that it was not in fact a desperate cry for help because Jeb is this close to blowing his fucking brains out all over his hoodie. Yes,
Anybody but Jeb, I'd figure he is getting all he can handle. But in his stressed condition, I doubt even the gun helps... unless he uses duct tape. Talk about unsafe sex.
It certainly is. Note that the weapon in question has the safety off (the visible red dot on the slide is the giveaway). MASSIVE gun safety no-no !Jeb.
But but but Third times the charm. Or three strikes and you're out. One of those.
A bird in the hand is way better than two Bushes.
The lead level of the water in both states is just the right height, to kill you.
WHAT ABOUT LANGERS THO
Anybody but Jeb, I'd figure he is getting all he can handle. But in his stressed condition, I doubt even the gun helps... unless he uses duct tape. Talk about unsafe sex.
It certainly is. Note that the weapon in question has the safety off (the visible red dot on the slide is the giveaway). MASSIVE gun safety no-no !Jeb.
Actually, it's sole.
http://www.sundaytimes.lk/0...
Who the fuck shoots a .45 anymore? With 15 rounds, that thing will pull you under if you fall in a pond.
Two Shrubs is enough.
A hand in the bush isn't bad either.
It's hard to tell if they are resolute or just remaining vigilant.
And wait for Obama to pull him out like he cleaned up Dubyas shit.
Spay them
Hang in there, Jeb! The momentum is going to shift your way any day now!
"..Shrubs is two too many". FIFY
ESL made me do it.