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But but but Third times the charm. Or three strikes and you're out. One of those.

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A bird in the hand is way better than two Bushes.

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The lead level of the water in both states is just the right height, to kill you.

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WHAT ABOUT LANGERS THO

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Anybody but Jeb, I'd figure he is getting all he can handle. But in his stressed condition, I doubt even the gun helps... unless he uses duct tape. Talk about unsafe sex.

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It certainly is. Note that the weapon in question has the safety off (the visible red dot on the slide is the giveaway). MASSIVE gun safety no-no !Jeb.

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Who the fuck shoots a .45 anymore? With 15 rounds, that thing will pull you under if you fall in a pond.

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Two Shrubs is enough.

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A hand in the bush isn't bad either.

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It's hard to tell if they are resolute or just remaining vigilant.

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And wait for Obama to pull him out like he cleaned up Dubyas shit.

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Spay them

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Hang in there, Jeb! The momentum is going to shift your way any day now!

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"..Shrubs is two too many". FIFY

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ESL made me do it.

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