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And he's the smart one!

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Noelle certainly looks dumber in her mug shots but it won't be a fair comparison until Heb and Dubya pose for their own mug shots.

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we're really considering that a Bush is a viable candidate? Americans are box of rocks stupid, but even a box of rocks wouldn't hand the keys over to the even more drunk frat boy.

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So the Republicans have to find a candidate who's a Republican, but not an idiot...Someone who believes that Mary and Joseph rode to Bethlehem on a dinosaur...Someone who believes that all the scientists in the world are involved in a plot to "trick" everyone in believing that the glaciers are really melting...Someone who believes that throwing tax cuts at billionaires will magically create a bazillion jobs....Maybe they should nominate Hillary.

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Nor is "Alleson".

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As you say.

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So, on a tangent: Once a month, I run karaoke here in our sorta-gated foothills PUD. The only prior awareness I had of the Zac Brown Band was that they do "Chicken Fried", a moderately catchy and not-too-freedumb-referencing two-step.

Thanks to this link, I've seen they also cover Bohemian Rhapsody (pretty darn well), Enter Sandman, and Killing In The Name (although with a shortage of Morello, but no shortage of "fuck you I won't do what you tell me"). It's possible that I'm now a fan.

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True.

Polonium, maybe.

Okay, vote-polonium.

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Pretty obviously, no.

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General Shinseki should get the fucking Medal of Honor for being honest.

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I spent a whopping three years in the Air Force in the early 70's, and I knew it was a mistake.

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No, that was the good intelligence.

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Sisterhood of the Travelling Pantsuits. A great line in a decent speech.

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Well, why shouldn't both parties nominate Hilary? That's how John Quincy Adams got elected.

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https://youtu.be/mdDp_jlgC9MFuck these ignorant inbred bastard people

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Hi-yooooooooo.

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