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Amy!'s avatar

Or possibly a symptom of syphilitic madness. Hard to say.

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Amy!'s avatar

If Chad is hung, and nude full-front, we can ignore whatever's going on in the Bushes sidestage.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

When I read that tweet, my mouth actually fell open. For reals.Well played, Jeb! Well played.

http://giphy.com/gifs/what-...

Time for copious amounts of alcohol.

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HeywoodJablomey's avatar

And I don't think Heb ought to get a penny because he's not actually doing politics.

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starfanglednut's avatar

Jebberish.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It's cute when normal people try to ascribe normal, logical thought processes to those who have no semblance of normal, logic or thought.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Lots of sharp, pointy votes. And spring loaded too also.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Too bad he totally sucks at getting ANY votes. Except the spring loaded, rusty speculum with sharp, pointy teeth votes.

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Sebastian Melmoth's avatar

Well, gosh, if you are going to prevent women from getting contraceptives and being tested for STDs -- and if you are a really classy Republican gentleman like JEB! Bush who actually loves the ladies -- you should do the obvious, gentlemanly thing to protect those ladies. You should have yourself castrated. Discuss amongst yourselves. Perhaps, after studying this video: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Karl may be able to pull of Ohio this time since there's a Republican Secretary of State who'll be willing to access the mirror site Ken Blackwell set up in Chattanooga in 2004, but it probably won't matter, because Jeb! isn't even going to take Florida let alone any other big state.

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OldMayfly's avatar

or perhaps Neil said, Asian girls.

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DoubtfulGuest (f/k/a Froggage)'s avatar

Jesus, he IS just as stupid as Dubya!

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

It's all about the level of "pinched"

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I may have some frown lines but they disappear easy. Especially when I see the Wonkette Kid.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... same here. Besides cheese'n'bacon, it's also great for tuna melts and pretty much any variety of ingredients you can stuff between two slices of white bread and grill/toast to perfection. I'm pretty sure this is where the idea of "hot pockets" came from. These are better.

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