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willi0000000's avatar

i have self-identified as worshiping the female form in all it's varied glory.

[ . . . but nothing else! ]

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Professor Fate's avatar

this a million times this.

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r m reddicks's avatar

International mourning.

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r m reddicks's avatar

Damn. I read "to turn a pharisee". Signed, early morning drunken atheist.

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r m reddicks's avatar

Cracker without the salt.

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r m reddicks's avatar

"Almost everyone I've talked to says, 'We're going to move to Houston.' What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality.

And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them."

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

together we make a whole asshole....kinda like wonder twin racist powers.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

It's the only way to win a Repubican primary

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Bielzebubba's avatar

Interesting detail about this revered piece of "heritage": They didn't fly the fucking thing there until 1962. Draw your own conclusions.

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Bielzebubba's avatar

In today's GOP, you've got to pander to the racist fucknuts in the "base" if you want to have a shot at the nomination. The trick (which JEB has not yet mastered) is to do so without seeming to be a racist fucknut yourself.

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Bielzebubba's avatar

GOPper candidates must also deny global warming, claim that evolution is "just a theory", and assert that the age of the Earth is "a matter of debate."

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YourMom's avatar

If they don't, I'm sure the snark mob is capable of creating viral memes/videos.

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just_jim's avatar

I get that the "smart" brother is a real low bar, but still. . .

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Querolous's avatar

"oopsalooza"

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Cranky Man's avatar

That sounds interesting, where can I find more info?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Another fine example of "I have a big-ass penis substitute, and I'm tired of just jacking off with it. I want to take it out and really use it."

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