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Zyxomma's avatar

VIN number, also too.

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RogationDays's avatar

Jebus, I wish we had good candidates from both parties. This feels like we are in middle school and kids are parroting their racist parents dinner table talk.

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SqueakyRat's avatar

The donor class will not view it as an insuperable challenge to elect a president with no popular support whatsoever. It just takes more money.

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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

He was a bad governor. Maybe not quite as heinous as the bat/Dark Lord hybrid we replaced him with, but bad enough. Frankly, watching him run a bad campaign is a fucking relief. I don't want him anywhere near the White House, and I don't want him to be the second place loser whose turn it is next time. I want this to go so bad that he slinks away with his tail between his legs and stays gone. Keep fucking up, Jeb -- for the good of America, keep fucking up.

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johnmburt1960's avatar

Yes, if we start calling him "Jebya" . . . .

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johnmburt1960's avatar

The podium is the part where your feet (podia) go.As in the Spanish phrase "Buenos dias", meaning, "What a lovely podium!"

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I have been thinking that with all the barking crazies currently running that the Central Committee must have some emergency backup for when they finish imploding. A Romney/Scott ticket could be their Plan B. Their hope is a Bush/Kasich ticket.

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ButchWagstaff's avatar

She's loving the smell of that finger. And I don't want to know what that finger smells like.

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ButchWagstaff's avatar

Damn those watery tarts!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

37 plus one potential according to the RNC itself. Here's a link, http://2016.republican-cand...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No, no, no! His brother fucked UP. All the way UP. Bushes need to start fucking DOWN for a change.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Jon Hamm 4 Prez!

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ButchWagstaff's avatar

Timeshares in Miami.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If Man is still alive

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Another dais, another lectern.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It ain't easyBein' peen.

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