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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Based on all the campaign signs I kicked over a few years back in SoFla, the correct version is:JEB!

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

On his Mexican birth certificate his name is Juan Emilio arBusto.

VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

One more time, without the vowels: RNC PRBS!

riledupone's avatar

Something to do with cornfields?

riledupone's avatar

It's always something.

riledupone's avatar

Possibly the scene inside Jeb's head as well.

DahBoner's avatar

Silly Old People!

Twix are for rabbits... http://media1.giphy.com/med...

H0mer0's avatar

I liked how Colbert's writers rearranged "Jon Stewart" into "snort at Jew"

H0mer0's avatar

I remember hearing about the Schiavo in a med school medical ethics class (yes, handyhippie, some of us have studied ethics) in the case of the bulimic who went into cardiac arrest when she barfed up too much potassium. I think her OB/GYN was successfully sued (it being Florida and all) and --Jeebus, what a clusterfk! I don't think any young woman talks about advanced directives and she certainly wasn't on Medicare when this happened so by law, her husband was and should have been her surrogate decision maker, and not the state and not her parents.

Zyxomma's avatar

Remove the vowels (AOT,K) from the name Reince Preibus. What's left?RNC PR BS.

Zyxomma's avatar

That's at Santorum's house, not jeb's (I don't feel like using caps lock or an exclamation point). I know, it's hard to tell the players even when one has a program.

Ulricii's avatar

Great reply, Bidenator. An upthumb won't do it justice.

Vicarious Joy Thief Calimaria's avatar

Great so he's another decider just like his asshole brother who can never admit that he did anything wrong. Just what we need.