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No, we did not.

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I probably shouldn't enjoy the fact that a male candidate's campaign problems are being attributed to his weight and his style choices, but I kind of am. I do wonder how he manages to balance work and family and still find some Me Time.

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Yes, from The Smart One to The Embarrassing One.

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More retreads from 41 and 43? Yeah, cause that's working out so well right now. Good thinking', Jebbie.

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I have my moments!

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Other successful graduates of the Kraushar school of talking good include Vice President Paul Ryan, class of 2012.Fuck this guy.

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Curly Jeb↷?

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hmmmm

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Otherwise (like if you did have a conscience), it would be hard to sleep at night knowing you made Dan Quayle and George H.W. palatable and electable.

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The last time anyone trusted a bush folks wandered in the desert for 40 years.

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Maybe he should have thought about working with his personality coach BEFORE he needed to "fix it".

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I myself want to be a church. Easy money and plenty of sex.

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Someone should fix that.

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Media training! New idea! Ah to be rich and able to throw money at whatever and whomever.

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Yeb! can fix it, mang.

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If you cover it in tinfoil and turn it upside down it will make a nice and useful hat.

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