Jeb Bush Jr. Now Caught Having Sex With Champagne Bottle

Because politicians' kids will never be smart, Facebook will continue to provide endless photos of these elite youngsters showing an appalling lack of class, decency, sobriety or Christian Ethics.

Here's everybody's third-favorite child of Jeb Bush, John Ellis "Jebby" Bush Jr., simulating or perhaps actually performing a sex act on a champagne bottle. This is the second time he's been caught having sex in public.