Señor Jeb Bush was in Puerto Rico the other day to say hola to all his amigos and engage in a little pandering. Because Jeb Bush is married to a Mexican lady, so while he’s not actually a 'Spanic himself, he understands the immigrant experience for all those who journey to the United States. And he wants the the Puerto Rican 'Spanics to know that, despite having no representation in the legislature of the country that governs their territory, they are still
He built the schoolhouse with his bare hands, taught every subject, coached every sport and served as the Principal, Vice Principal and School Nurse. All that while evacuating the Veetnamese.
If Jeb really wants the Mexican immigrant experience around WASPs he needs to move to Marlboro, Vermont (one of two towns in Vermont that issued arrest warrants for Dubya). Then he needs to go door to door and announce to everyone in town that he's Dubya's brother and damn proud of him and after about oh, 3 days he'll come to understand- the resentful, suspicious looks, the hostile speech...except he won't have the dripping condescension but in his defense, rich WASPs do that to EVERYONE who isn't super rich.
So... basically "the smart one" is test-marketing his Latino salespitch on the closest thing to Hispanic-Americans he can find who can't actually vote (in case it somehow doesn't go over as well as he thinks it's going to). Got it.
Or the things that might have been yelled at his recent forebears upon arrival here. I cannot recall if he took the Rudyesque "I never asked if they had papers..."
Wonder if her mustache is thicker than his now?
He built the schoolhouse with his bare hands, taught every subject, coached every sport and served as the Principal, Vice Principal and School Nurse. All that while evacuating the Veetnamese.
Puerto Ricans are US citizens. What is this 'immigrant experience' you keep referring to, Kemosahbee ?
Shorter Jeb: "Vote for me and you get to nail my hot wife"
I think he was referring to his ancestors on the Mayflower.
If Jeb really wants the Mexican immigrant experience around WASPs he needs to move to Marlboro, Vermont (one of two towns in Vermont that issued arrest warrants for Dubya). Then he needs to go door to door and announce to everyone in town that he's Dubya's brother and damn proud of him and after about oh, 3 days he'll come to understand- the resentful, suspicious looks, the hostile speech...except he won't have the dripping condescension but in his defense, rich WASPs do that to EVERYONE who isn't super rich.
I've always said regime change is built into their DNA.
So... basically "the smart one" is test-marketing his Latino salespitch on the closest thing to Hispanic-Americans he can find who can't actually vote (in case it somehow doesn't go over as well as he thinks it's going to). Got it.
If you're a Republican? ALL OF THEM.
Today, we are all experienced immigrants.
Wow, it's not often you see a TC Boyle reference. Do I win a free turkey for spotting it?
... like this?
Like the grocer?
Or the things that might have been yelled at his recent forebears upon arrival here. I cannot recall if he took the Rudyesque "I never asked if they had papers..."
You're assuming that is a good thing... It could be a case of catching up to the age one always looked.
Sorry, not gonna happen.
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