In a Christmas present for America, former Florida Gov. Jeb "The Smart One. No Really" Bush announced Tuesday that he will "actively explore the possibility" of a presidential run, because his country needs him a whole lot. Taking to the traditional platform for such announcements,
Christ. Please, no more fucking dynasties. I&#039;m very close to voting Monster Raving Loony in &#039;16, and if these arseclowns give me a Bush v Clinton grudge match, I will not be held responsible for my actions. The venereal transmission of power, like many other such transmissions, is a <i>disease</i>.
ISWYDT!
Hmmm. That&#039;s a poser.
Clinton vs Bush would be a real Time Warp. Again.
Still no word from Chad Filmore.
It&#039;s a small boon to a struggling small-stage comedy club industry.
&quot;The next time I tell you not to vote for someone from Texas, listen to me.&quot; I think we can apply that to the whole Family Shrub.
His weird square-bucket head is just begging for unkind comparisons.
Christ. Please, no more fucking dynasties. I&#039;m very close to voting Monster Raving Loony in &#039;16, and if these arseclowns give me a Bush v Clinton grudge match, I will not be held responsible for my actions. The venereal transmission of power, like many other such transmissions, is a <i>disease</i>.
I thought that the morph was of W and Karl Rove.
Sadly, given that the nation seems to have its collective head up its ass lately- he might just win
Is Tommy Bruzzesi running again this time?
Thank God! Puffy-faced pasty white guys will finally have a voice in the Republican primary process!
&quot;I, Hillary Rodham Clinton, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President...&quot;
Walrustitty/Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip &#039;16!
Not while one stone still stands upon another.
The rich white guys against the rich white guys! Who will come out on top?