Loser Life sure sucks free-range rooster cock if you are Jeb Bush. But it also sucks if you work on Jeb's flailing presidential campaign, a term we are using very loosely at this point. If you're part of the Iowa ground game, you are spending 37 hours a day driving all over the state to cover your "region" because Team Jeb is
Jeb Can Fix It ... as the BBC said today, anyone with even a smattering of knowledge about Britain knows that for the UK audience it'll bring back memories of "Jim'll Fix It", hosted by an extremely notorious serial pedophile.
Both engines on the port side are out and the inboard starboard one just caught fire. It is reflecting in Jeb's shades. And that is the only fire in his eye this campaign will ever see
A couple of them are still awake.Reminds me of an old joke. Trucker is getting his annual retesting and the tester asks him, "how do you handle a brake failure?" He replies, "Downshift like a sumbitch and apply the emergency brakes." "And if the emergency brake fails?" "Steer for the shoulder and let the dirt slow me down." "And if the steering fails?" "Well then I wake up Jeb, my co-driver." "????" "Well he's never seen a real bad accident before."
No matter how they need to twist the rules, Jeb stays with the big boys. Even after he drops out. Can you imagine a "Draft Jeb" rally at the convention? I can. The phoniest bit of election hoopla ever seen n this planet. But if it's that or the Three Amigos (Mr. T, Dr. C and Ms. F) the Rebs will swallow their pride, the last vestiges thereof, and put Jeb in the front seat. Booster chair and all.
Jeb Can Fix It ... as the BBC said today, anyone with even a smattering of knowledge about Britain knows that for the UK audience it'll bring back memories of "Jim'll Fix It", hosted by an extremely notorious serial pedophile.
The base is gettin'all fired up now.http://www.redstate.com/upl...
It's okay, so was Terri Schaivo. He's in familiar territory, keeping the brain dead alive
Both engines on the port side are out and the inboard starboard one just caught fire. It is reflecting in Jeb's shades. And that is the only fire in his eye this campaign will ever see
A couple of them are still awake.Reminds me of an old joke. Trucker is getting his annual retesting and the tester asks him, "how do you handle a brake failure?" He replies, "Downshift like a sumbitch and apply the emergency brakes." "And if the emergency brake fails?" "Steer for the shoulder and let the dirt slow me down." "And if the steering fails?" "Well then I wake up Jeb, my co-driver." "????" "Well he's never seen a real bad accident before."
wah, waaaaaaah
The two are frequently a set of behaviors found together. A lack of empathy and a skill at manipulating people.
They prefer to rig the counting. Computers are hard to understand.
No matter how they need to twist the rules, Jeb stays with the big boys. Even after he drops out. Can you imagine a "Draft Jeb" rally at the convention? I can. The phoniest bit of election hoopla ever seen n this planet. But if it's that or the Three Amigos (Mr. T, Dr. C and Ms. F) the Rebs will swallow their pride, the last vestiges thereof, and put Jeb in the front seat. Booster chair and all.
Ronald Reagan drag? Ronnie would rise from his tomb and pimp slap Jeb into a coma.
Guns? Both feet and the scrotum.
They will deny and double down. "Anybody who calls Jeb a child molester will have to prove it."
Jay hasn't started packing yet. But he did pick up a change of address form at the post office.
Jeb's had more retoolings than Cher.
Poor, poor Jebya! It's like watching someone projectile-vomit backwards, in slow motion.
Cher is much smarter.