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Hmm.... maybe a "literacy test"? I think they had those once before.

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I was thinking more along the lines of simple civics questions. I realize I'm going down a slippery slope here, but damn it, people really ARE getting stupider. I point to one Donald J. Trump as my evidence!

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It's working!

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Only in the bizzaro world of Republican presidential politics can a fourth place finish be celebrated as a win. But, hey, it's on to South Carolina where they do love Jeb's big brother Dubya.http://moronmajority.com/je...

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My boss had a wall of plaques he received from every group he ever spoke before, even the one where they mispelled his name.

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Cruz was four when he left Canada, which means the only accent he had time to pick up was from his Teddy Bear. That, of course, assumes that Cruz ever had a Teddy Bear, although it seems far more likely that Cruz's first bond was with a pet Wolverine.

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Ouch. Wait 'til she finds out the RNC has no golden parachutes.

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Well they're eminently better now that Fiorina has dropped out.

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More like a hobby. One credit short, yaknow.

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That's the trouble with the Republican's presidential field, there's always a mob of hungrier and crazier idiots slithering down the pike.

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Conservatives aren't good with math. There is that.

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That's not surprising for someone living in a conservative reality-free universe.

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Just because we know Pappy disliked Dubya, would not give anyone assurance that the old bastard harbors any paternal feelings for Jeb.

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I saw that clip on Samantha Bee. Precious.

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And for the love of humanity, I had plans to eat again, at some time in my life.

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