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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hmm.... maybe a "literacy test"? I think they had those once before.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I was thinking more along the lines of simple civics questions. I realize I'm going down a slippery slope here, but damn it, people really ARE getting stupider. I point to one Donald J. Trump as my evidence!

Robert Hoover's avatar

Only in the bizzaro world of Republican presidential politics can a fourth place finish be celebrated as a win. But, hey, it's on to South Carolina where they do love Jeb's big brother Dubya.http://moronmajority.com/je...

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My boss had a wall of plaques he received from every group he ever spoke before, even the one where they mispelled his name.

Wee Mousie's avatar

Cruz was four when he left Canada, which means the only accent he had time to pick up was from his Teddy Bear. That, of course, assumes that Cruz ever had a Teddy Bear, although it seems far more likely that Cruz's first bond was with a pet Wolverine.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Ouch. Wait 'til she finds out the RNC has no golden parachutes.

Takoma DC's avatar

Well they're eminently better now that Fiorina has dropped out.

Oneofthebobs's avatar

More like a hobby. One credit short, yaknow.

Wee Mousie's avatar

That's the trouble with the Republican's presidential field, there's always a mob of hungrier and crazier idiots slithering down the pike.

Wee Mousie's avatar

Conservatives aren't good with math. There is that.

Wee Mousie's avatar

That's not surprising for someone living in a conservative reality-free universe.

Wee Mousie's avatar

Just because we know Pappy disliked Dubya, would not give anyone assurance that the old bastard harbors any paternal feelings for Jeb.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I saw that clip on Samantha Bee. Precious.

Wee Mousie's avatar

And for the love of humanity, I had plans to eat again, at some time in my life.