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It's ok, let it out. I can tell you're hurting inside.

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Well, it looks like that on paper, but the Cayman Islands, Swiss, and Serta accounts probably aren't itemized therein.

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You need to up your game if you want to be mentioned in the banned comments section other wise you're just road kill.

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Tiffany ironing board.

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By odd coincidence lackluster businessman George W. Bush made a tremendously lucrative investment in the Texas Rangers during the same time period.

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If I agree will that make you happy so you can go back to your bros and tell them how you made a fat girl cry?

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Ah I see, if I say I'm crying it'll just give you a boner. If I don't, you'll still keep on trying to get one.

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I could be an obnoxious troll who spends hours following people around and calling them fat like I was still in second grade.

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i heard it was hookers and blow

[ . . . but they'll say anything on the innertubes ]

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Non-snarkily, I think Jeb!'s Catholic, isn't he?

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Infant Jeb Bush was pulled out of his mother by his bootstraps... that counts, right?

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THIS. A combination of demanding privilege (lit. "private law") and a Pharisaic-morality view of the origins and consequences of their wealth result in behavior that us proles like to call "douchey."

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...[1.5% is] also a lower rate of charitable giving than the Romneys...Though in fairness to Jeb!, most of the Rmoneys' giving was to a cult.

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Didn't he run them into the ground?

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He thinks that he is Catholic. I'm no expert but I don't think 1.5% cuts the mustard with Frank.

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You're being far too kind to the bastard. He had a habit of partnering with shady types and then denying he had any knowledge of what they were up to.

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