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Wendel's avatar

But pretty darn tasty!

Mhael's avatar

BOOM - ADDED TO THE LIST! :D

MegPasadena's avatar

Isn't there a second Hell Mouth under Cleveland beside Sunnydale? Is it bad to wish it to open tonight?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Wait, "growler" actually means a lady's sekrit garden hole. It's Cockney rhyming slang: "growl and grunt".

brucej's avatar

If you're going to address the Great and Wonderful Trump, you must use his PROPER name "F*ckstick von Clownface"

Zyxomma's avatar

The problem was Bonwit Teller's mural was beloved by so many New Yorkers that funds were raised to save it. T-Rump sent in the demolition team in the middle of the night.

dshwa's avatar

We'll be passed out by the end of the opening statements....

jxrxc's avatar

The majority of American do not agree with Jeb. He only cares what his Pope & Knights of Columbus says.

Ωbjectifier's avatar

"a tragic catastrophe of a cataclysm of a disaster of a political apocalypse."That sounds pretty bad.

jw's avatar

What do you know? Jebya's finally right about something for a change!

eddi_TBH's avatar

Stock up on brain bleach. I'm a typical American guy.

Frank Underboob's avatar

Jeb Bush, or as I like to refer to him, Jeb Jeb Binks.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Seriously? You can't even spell the name of the website while you're on it?

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Heir apparent or hair apparent, you decide.