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bobbert's avatar

Missionary.

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, he looks a little like David Koch.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What is Jeb's position on starting wars for no apparent reason?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

"This Time, It's Pathological"

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He's got two chances: slim and fat.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Read my Lips: No New Texans

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

I think Jeb could certainly finish up W's unfinished handiwork: *elimination of <i>all</i> taxes on job creators (i.e. the richest 0.1%) and social programs *nuclear bombing of Iran, Syria, Russia, and whoever else Bill Krystol dislikes *faith-based everything in government (whatev's remaining after privatization, that is)

And if Jeb can read above 3rd grade level, that'd be another big advantage over his big bro.

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