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You mean hedge fund managers? We still have them.

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I blame the Dems that didn't go after him with tar, feathers, impeachment and a war crimes chaser.

They didn't want to cause a mighty rift in politics? That has happened anyway, mostly due to Republicans dealing entirely in bad faith, simply to strike at Obama at every turn.

Plus the Dems didn't even have the good sense to constantly remind Republicans to "be nice, we could have sent all of those bastards to The Hague."

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Yes, but my aim's getting better.

With pies, I mean. Honest.

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Perhaps Obama will lend us all his time machine.

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His God is an asshole, then.

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Now and then I lull myself to sleep imagining that the Koched-up brothers, in increasing desperation, bankrupt themselves trying to get one of their kept boys elected - and failing.

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*rimshot!*

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Only because Amelia's co-pilot Fred Noonan wouldn't stop and ask for directions.

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And *still* no KY or astroglide!But we won't forget the poppers or the roofies.

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SCotUS would be happy to just call it.Scalia's champing at the bit.

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Health and Human Services.

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He's learned from Rmoney, but deploying it sooner.

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You mean when Guckert/Gannon comes to stay?

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Yuck, neocons. They're still waiting in the wings for another round of Genghis Khan cosplay.

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Don't you mean shoes?

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