"John Ellis Bush" Bush is pretty excited about how the Wonders of Technology could help make us all healthier and happier, like for instance how if everybody had an Apple watch, then they could start taking responsibility for themselves, and we could repeal Obamacare.
Fuckin' WORD. I know the poor bastards who have to write for Wonkette find it amusing, but I wonder if that's the only way to cope with staring into the eye of madness that is the GOP presidential race.
"Warning: that butterscotch sundae you just consumed contained 800 calories.""Yikes! Why didn't you tell me that before I ate it?""I am programmed to nag, not be helpful."
Yeesh this is Bush "your own health boot straps" health plan 2 electric apple watch boogaloo. Remember when Poppy Bush was asked about all the people without healthcare and he said "Uh exercise and take your vitamins"
Jeb! How ya don'? You look beat. Why don't you come on in and put your feet up. I was just fixin' to order a butterscotch sundae. You want one? It's no problem at all.
Thanks for the laugh - just now, I needed that.
Fuckin' WORD. I know the poor bastards who have to write for Wonkette find it amusing, but I wonder if that's the only way to cope with staring into the eye of madness that is the GOP presidential race.
JeBus (the H is silent)
I'll sleep well at night knowing that this fool (and the other Republican Clown Car Occupants) will never be President. Go Hilary!!
Well, so much for him being the "smart" Bush.
Not me, I have the watch!
Bush is obviously a liar which makes him the perfect politician. Americans like liars representing them in Washington.
"Warning: that butterscotch sundae you just consumed contained 800 calories.""Yikes! Why didn't you tell me that before I ate it?""I am programmed to nag, not be helpful."
Yeesh this is Bush "your own health boot straps" health plan 2 electric apple watch boogaloo. Remember when Poppy Bush was asked about all the people without healthcare and he said "Uh exercise and take your vitamins"
Hillary is keeping her powder dry while everyone's attention is on the wildly careening GOP clown car. Mom and Dad Rodham didn't raise no dummy.
First things first, Jeb.
Using your watch, can you tell if "knowing what you know now" refers to the year 2015 or, does it in fact refer to 2003?
Once you learn how to tell the year, time-telling should be the next step.
Then you get to do health-care to it.
And his other son said "Go to the emergency room." A real bunch of policy wonks, that clan.
I wish there was one for the kittehz. Then maybe my baby boy (in my avatar) wouldn't have gone blind a couple weeks ago :(
is there one for a colonoscopy? Also for my gyn exam? Can I just pass the watch over my formerly useful lady parts to see how my ovaries are doing?
I got an abstinence only watch. It doesn't tell you anything.
Jeb! How ya don'? You look beat. Why don't you come on in and put your feet up. I was just fixin' to order a butterscotch sundae. You want one? It's no problem at all.