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John Smith's avatar

1) Tank in all the polls;2) Lose 10 or 12 primaries;3) ??????4) Profit (Presidency)

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Doug Langley's avatar

To paraphrase The Onion: JEB BUSH AT 72% IN BUSH FAMILY POLL.

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Doug Langley's avatar

And the winner was . . .?

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Doug Langley's avatar

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pooracademic's avatar

It's been about four years, but if I remember right we concluded he was at least up there with Louis XVI.

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Mark in the IE's avatar

He's a sexy Libra according to official state records.

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bobbert's avatar

Also too, Silky Sullivan.

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J_JamesM's avatar

Tragic.

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FauxAntocles's avatar

That last one, I think.

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SterWonk's avatar

"Dude could have mouth-fucked a Ronald Reagan blow-up doll on stage and not done as much damage."

What on Earth makes you think that would do damage? The GOP wants to blow their caricature of St. Ronnie.

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mailman27's avatar

Is that wrong? No, no it is not.

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mailman27's avatar

Oh yes. He is as shameless and dishonest a whore as has ever trod the political boards.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Are we on Jeb! can fix it 3.0, or is this 2.1?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

OTOH, "Soy un perdedor / I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?" -- Beck

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That's not his mouth.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He still refuses to pull the plug.

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