If you, like us, have wondered if Jeb Bush even wants to win this election thingy after all, wonder no more. He doesn't. He really doesn't. Winning sucks, sayethed Jeb on Sunday's "Face The Nation." Being a sad sack loser behind that little punk newbie Marco friggin' Rubio, though? Yeah, baby, that's what it's all about.
1) Tank in all the polls;2) Lose 10 or 12 primaries;3) ??????4) Profit (Presidency)
To paraphrase The Onion: JEB BUSH AT 72% IN BUSH FAMILY POLL.
And the winner was . . .?
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It's been about four years, but if I remember right we concluded he was at least up there with Louis XVI.
He's a sexy Libra according to official state records.
Also too, Silky Sullivan.
Tragic.
That last one, I think.
"Dude could have mouth-fucked a Ronald Reagan blow-up doll on stage and not done as much damage."
What on Earth makes you think that would do damage? The GOP wants to blow their caricature of St. Ronnie.
Is that wrong? No, no it is not.
Oh yes. He is as shameless and dishonest a whore as has ever trod the political boards.
Are we on Jeb! can fix it 3.0, or is this 2.1?
OTOH, "Soy un perdedor / I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?" -- Beck
That's not his mouth.
He still refuses to pull the plug.