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John Smith's avatar

1) Tank in all the polls;2) Lose 10 or 12 primaries;3) ??????4) Profit (Presidency)

Doug Langley's avatar

To paraphrase The Onion: JEB BUSH AT 72% IN BUSH FAMILY POLL.

Doug Langley's avatar

And the winner was . . .?

pooracademic's avatar

It's been about four years, but if I remember right we concluded he was at least up there with Louis XVI.

Mark in the IE's avatar

He's a sexy Libra according to official state records.

bobbert's avatar

Also too, Silky Sullivan.

FauxAntocles's avatar

That last one, I think.

SterWonk's avatar

"Dude could have mouth-fucked a Ronald Reagan blow-up doll on stage and not done as much damage."

What on Earth makes you think that would do damage? The GOP wants to blow their caricature of St. Ronnie.

mailman27's avatar

Is that wrong? No, no it is not.

mailman27's avatar

Oh yes. He is as shameless and dishonest a whore as has ever trod the political boards.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

Are we on Jeb! can fix it 3.0, or is this 2.1?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

OTOH, "Soy un perdedor / I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?" -- Beck

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

He still refuses to pull the plug.