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Rusty Spoons's avatar

You wrote this entire fucking article just so you could say "God Hates Phages.".

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

*sigh* And in the end, there can be only one. ...I was going for a Highlander reference, there, but then I realized where I was posting and I realized several people would (quite justifiably) point out that if I really believed that, I've been doing it all wrong.

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Rusty Spoons's avatar

Never underestimate the power of stupid numbers of large ... wait no, stupid large... no wait, Oh fuck it.

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Rusty Spoons's avatar

But No one expects the Spanish inquisition! (In your naughty bits.)

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Snarling hateful dumbass? My kind of guy! Next question.

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Michael Rappaport's avatar

OK, we now know that both Gee Dubya and Jebya! are morons, and Neil f**ked it up in the S&L scandal. Does anybody have Marvin Bush's phone number?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Is a rapscallion a green onion with a hip-hop career?

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Ask Dick Cheney.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

E. coli/Ebola 2016!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Je! didn't happen to notice Josh Duggar's limo streaking out of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch after the lad was refused entrance, did he?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

♪ You must remember this A kiss is still a kissA lie is still a lieNo matter what the voters buyAs Je!B lets fly. ♫

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SqueakyRat's avatar

Jebya! You, sir, have won the internets. Unless someone else did.

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Querolous's avatar

Moops!!

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ahughes798's avatar

It was a worthwhile excercise.

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wordsaladnation's avatar

Guys, I just took the quiz and got Donald Trump! What did I do wrong/right?

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