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You wrote this entire fucking article just so you could say "God Hates Phages.".

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*sigh* And in the end, there can be only one. ...I was going for a Highlander reference, there, but then I realized where I was posting and I realized several people would (quite justifiably) point out that if I really believed that, I've been doing it all wrong.

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Never underestimate the power of stupid numbers of large ... wait no, stupid large... no wait, Oh fuck it.

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But No one expects the Spanish inquisition! (In your naughty bits.)

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Snarling hateful dumbass? My kind of guy! Next question.

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OK, we now know that both Gee Dubya and Jebya! are morons, and Neil f**ked it up in the S&L scandal. Does anybody have Marvin Bush's phone number?

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Is a rapscallion a green onion with a hip-hop career?

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Ask Dick Cheney.

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E. coli/Ebola 2016!

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Je! didn't happen to notice Josh Duggar's limo streaking out of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch after the lad was refused entrance, did he?

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♪ You must remember this A kiss is still a kissA lie is still a lieNo matter what the voters buyAs Je!B lets fly. ♫

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Jebya! You, sir, have won the internets. Unless someone else did.

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Moops!!

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It was a worthwhile excercise.

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Guys, I just took the quiz and got Donald Trump! What did I do wrong/right?

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