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"Ignore the dead labor force. We"ll force women to breed more. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... "

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The Washington monument is the ultimate white phallic symbol.

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Who washes dishes in Galt's Gulch? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Where is the Austin Powers clip!!Johnson! Yes sir?

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Consistent with mental health awareness and being part of the solution, only nice time photos. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"New Glenn" is appropriate for a Dongrocket, seeing as, on February 20, 1962, John Glenn had the biggest dick in the Free World.

He would hold that title for precisely 29 days, until March 21, 1962. Because obviously, once I was born, I had the biggest dick in the Free World.

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A flying bike ? Cool !

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Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but people telling you that you’re the biggest dick in the world means something else

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I once had a Blue Origin Space Boner, but as soon as I loosened my cock ring the color of my member returned to normal.

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“Work costumes”. I think I shall forevermore refer to them as such.

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Wuuut? So writing scifi makes you...an expert? (I say as an Anathem Stan and am hoping this rocket gets closer to the platonic ideal.)

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he is pretty smart with the orbital mechanics. seveneves is a deep dive, but it scratched my science geek itch.

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Let me tell you about golf pants, I’ve been wearing stretchy pants made from athletic blends and some are even vented by small perforations that are invisible without looking at it. I am a healthcare provider who needs to look super professional while moving fast all day, golf pants changed my life!

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I guess it really depends how close you are with your brother

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Don’t judge it til you try it

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