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TakingAmes's avatar

What are you, anti-business? /s

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fuflans's avatar

I love him in this kind of fight.

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fuflans's avatar

Don't bring an elf to a rahm fight.

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fuflans's avatar

Grossgrossgrossgrossgross i cannot even.

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TakingAmes's avatar

The '80s?

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fuflans's avatar

And the bigger tragedy to me is that Chicago's violence is confined to what? 5 neighborhoods. my neighborhood worries about yard waste and too many bunnies.

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chascates's avatar

Advantage goes to Sessions. He comes from a long Southern tradition of claiming to allow its black citizens voting rights except when they wanted to exercise them. Police departments can get the grant money if they can recite the Bill of Rights verbatim or guess the number of jelly beans in a jar.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

"They don’t want to use guns, because it’s too fast and it’s not painful enough. So they’ll take a young, beautiful girl, 16, 15, and others, and they slice them and dice them with a knife, because they want them to go through excruciating pain before they die."

Thank goodness he held back in front of the Boy Scouts from telling them how when they aren't slicing and dicing, they're doing all the raping.

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Aw, that's charming. I'd try that.

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HazooToo's avatar

I haven't spoken to her yet, but I did follow her for the sake of catching up sometime. She's still fighting the Good Fight, at least!

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Liz Dye's avatar

Thanks, Tacos!

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Lambsendbeds's avatar

That's the snuff porn Trump jacks off to after he takes his Visgra every night.

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Marr's avatar

I am pretty sure every law enforcement agency in the world, every officer, picks and chooses which laws need to be dealt with at a given time. A city with high violence and gang related incidents might not spend as much of their resouces on jaywalking and people driving 4 over the limit.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Somebody in his administration has to be jonesing for declaring martial law. It goes with the territory.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'And if you call in the next five minutes...!'

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Whoa just there! I happen to be a redneck conservative from Tasmania (originally) and I am completely in favour of "stoppin' crime". So. Please, please, Mr. Mueller, continue the investigation, and maybe investigate a little harder, even. The worst, most egregious crime for a start, and all the rest a little later. Please?

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