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Unfortunately, the SNL season has ended.

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How better to fux the blahs and brows and dope smokin' hippies?

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Anyone can get the pot o' gold, but you ain't puttin' hands on me Lucky Charms.

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Not only that, PW is the one usually calling out the bullshitters!

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"We know what you are. Now we're just haggling over the price."

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If over 1/3 of Americans benefited, I might support it!

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"If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe." - George W. Bush

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And then you have meghan kelly with pootie and batshit crazy alex jones. Pffffft

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Keep a lookout for his tell. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Don't you know that elves always lie. It's their nature. (A disgruntled gnome)

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I wonder how many "I don't recall" responses he will give.

When I hear this it makes me wonder if your memory is that bad, perhaps you aren't fit for office.

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Here I am, right on time!

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Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. Need we say more?

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well since he looks like Alfred E. Neuman i expect the "what me worry" act as he blathers nonsense -

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That was one of the most disgusting things I've seen adults do, and I've sat through 2 Girls, 1 Cup without a qualm.

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Rinsed Pubics has only until the 4th to whip this team into shape, so may as well start right here and right now!

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