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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Unfortunately, the SNL season has ended.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

How better to fux the blahs and brows and dope smokin' hippies?

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phoenix00's avatar

Anyone can get the pot o' gold, but you ain't puttin' hands on me Lucky Charms.

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phoenix00's avatar

Not only that, PW is the one usually calling out the bullshitters!

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"We know what you are. Now we're just haggling over the price."

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Explody Brain's avatar

If over 1/3 of Americans benefited, I might support it!

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Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

"If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe." - George W. Bush

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Jay Silversmith's avatar

And then you have meghan kelly with pootie and batshit crazy alex jones. Pffffft

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Keep a lookout for his tell. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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tubuc's avatar

Don't you know that elves always lie. It's their nature. (A disgruntled gnome)

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I wonder how many "I don't recall" responses he will give.

When I hear this it makes me wonder if your memory is that bad, perhaps you aren't fit for office.

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[host:~] user% date -r 1497382200Tue Jun 13 12:30:00 PDT 2017[host:~] user% date; date +%sTue Jun 13 12:30:00 PDT 20171497382200[host:~] user%

Here I am, right on time!

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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. Need we say more?

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azeyote's avatar

well since he looks like Alfred E. Neuman i expect the "what me worry" act as he blathers nonsense -

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The Wanderer's avatar

That was one of the most disgusting things I've seen adults do, and I've sat through 2 Girls, 1 Cup without a qualm.

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chicken thief's avatar

Rinsed Pubics has only until the 4th to whip this team into shape, so may as well start right here and right now!

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