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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Unfortunately, the SNL season has ended.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

How better to fux the blahs and brows and dope smokin' hippies?

phoenix00's avatar

Anyone can get the pot o' gold, but you ain't puttin' hands on me Lucky Charms.

phoenix00's avatar

Not only that, PW is the one usually calling out the bullshitters!

SeeTrain65's avatar

"We know what you are. Now we're just haggling over the price."

Explody Brain's avatar

If over 1/3 of Americans benefited, I might support it!

Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

"If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe." - George W. Bush

Jay Silversmith's avatar

And then you have meghan kelly with pootie and batshit crazy alex jones. Pffffft

tubuc's avatar

Don't you know that elves always lie. It's their nature. (A disgruntled gnome)

Incoming Ham's avatar

I wonder how many "I don't recall" responses he will give.

When I hear this it makes me wonder if your memory is that bad, perhaps you aren't fit for office.

SterWonk's avatar

[host:~] user% date -r 1497382200Tue Jun 13 12:30:00 PDT 2017[host:~] user% date; date +%sTue Jun 13 12:30:00 PDT 20171497382200[host:~] user%

Here I am, right on time!

Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. Need we say more?

azeyote's avatar

well since he looks like Alfred E. Neuman i expect the "what me worry" act as he blathers nonsense -

The Wanderer's avatar

That was one of the most disgusting things I've seen adults do, and I've sat through 2 Girls, 1 Cup without a qualm.

chicken thief's avatar

Rinsed Pubics has only until the 4th to whip this team into shape, so may as well start right here and right now!