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Chrome Diopside's avatar

Will he get his fainting couch upholstered in the same drapey material, do you know?

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

A pox on this stale Keebler Townhouse Cracker (pun intended).

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Tom Nichols ...

What's the definition of mixed feelings? For me, this: AG Sessions is experiencing a massive karmic payback for getting on the Trump train, and yet it will be the start of a constitutional crisis if Trump fires him. I'm full of Schadenfreude and yet hope he stays.

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 30, 2018<script async="" src="https://platform.twitter.co..." charset="utf-8"></script>

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Just saying's avatar

We will not take the Senate. White nationalism is too strong and the white identity voters are So Mad at being called racist Nazis because they are oblivious to being white identity voters.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

And another one on the end of his neck.

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kareemachan's avatar

And I want to smack that goofy expression off his face.....

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kareemachan's avatar

I'm really PO'ed that many people mistake Roy Blount with roy blunt.

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fifthdentist's avatar

That's assuming the economy doesn't go shitty.After the Democratic wave in '06 -- and then the Bush mini-depression in '08 -- Republicans I knew blamed the economic clusterfuck on the Democratic House. I asked them what exactly the Democrats, with a Republican in office, specifically did to screw the economy. They couldn't name anything, but they "knew" it to be the case.

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tammyischatty's avatar

You know the country is in deep shit when Wonkette is rooting for Butterscotch Sessions!

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EdR's avatar

Would you take that much humiliation to that end? He could join ICE and get similar satisfaction.

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phoenix00's avatar

Actually Republicans want to be doing the witch hunts. Of Democrats or anyone else who dares speak ill of Emperor Trump.

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phoenix00's avatar

Wonkette discourages pants FOR REASONS

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The Villainess+'s avatar

You'd be amazed how difficult it is to find realistic elf ears on the internet these days. You would think that with having a billion dollar LOTR franchise the web would be lousy with them, not so. I had to actually "synthesize" these adorbs little buggers for Jefferson Butterscotch. Basically I took internet ducttape, glue, stapler, and toothpicks, and helped him do a keebler makeover. He loves it!https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Stulexington's avatar

Look at all that agent orange. Also there's napalm.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

It's easy, he gets to shit on the browns and the blacks

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