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Boy, these summer action flicks are getting so predictable.

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Drama-daughter gave us the "silent treatment" once.Greatest 3 hours of my life!

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So much for hiring only the best people.

Hardly a week goes by without me asking: Could you imagine if Obama tried anything half as bad as this?

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That's how I see it, Sessions would have gladly played his agreed upon role had he not been found out early on, now he's a typical rat and Trump is butt hurt. I hope Sessions fully cooperates with the DOJ & Mueller in an ultimate act to save his own hide, ultimately undoing Trump

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Hell, he is already prepping to blame "Meuller" interference for Republican losses this year.

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eventually they're gonna wind up like Ike and Tina on the way to the hotel.

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He doesn't seem to have consistently stayed within the lines drawn by the law.

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"Domestic insurrection" meaning toothless fucks in Indiana shooting at the post office from their cars?

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Because for real, would the Deep State really go down on Jeff Sessions in a theater, the way Trump would? (Allegedly.)

"but who makes a rice krispies treat with only one rice krispie!? Very sad. Not good. I will not eat one again, Jeff."

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Well I'm sure all of that's cold by now. Thanks for nothing Marie!

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I've always believed canned soup is the saddest food.

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He's a cylon!

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Hey, kids! If we all refuse to unrecuse ourselves from the Russia investigation, do you think we could get Donald Trump to give us the silent treatment?

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Thinks the Attorney General of the United States is his own private mob lawyer. Says it publicly, constantly. WHY ARE WE STILL ENDURING THIS

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Maybe! That is, if she was "bizzarro-world environmentalist Diane Black" instead of "Republican fake christianist Diane Black."

"You see, once you realize you've murdered a tree for the sole purpose of cranking your wank, it's not very far to go to legitimize other kinds of murders!!!1"

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Multiply that by a hundred, and you've got Ted Cruz.

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