Jenna Bush Calls Parents on TV, Finds Them Doing Nothing

B-list children's author Jenna Bush squirmed her way onto "the Ellen show" today and had to call her parents, because Ellen was touching her private parts. Well, that's sort of true. Ellen did pressure her into calling the White House to see how easily she could reach her parents, and after one quick redirection she's suddenly talking to them, as if they were... hmm... waiting for it? This "coincidence" has only one possible explanation: an arbitrary Hillary plant.