You know how when you were a kid and your parents would try to be all hip with the slang, and your dad said something embarrassing and contextually weird like "this steak is tits, man!" Awful, right?
pretty soon there will be no escalators in <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/taking-the-stairs-will-not-get-you-in-shape-825404696" target="_blank">New York</a>
Generally, you never even see a sign, because, you know, most people should be able to figure out if the moving stairs aren&#039;t moving, they&#039;re stairs.
Although, every so often, you&#039;ll see somebody trying to work it out. I always hope they&#039;ll just be stuck there forever, but I&#039;m afraid that&#039;s rare.
I can&#039;t believe anyone would brag about their &quot;foreign policy experience&quot; in Dubya&#039;s administration. Especially someone named Cheney. Did even one thing go right and we just never heard about it?
The only time I want to see or hear from Liz is when myself and about 1/2 million other folks are patiently standing in line waiting our turn to piss on her dad&#039;s grave.
Well, the guy looks like the fucking King of the Undead, so they probably hate him for the wrong reason.
pretty soon there will be no escalators in <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/taking-the-stairs-will-not-get-you-in-shape-825404696" target="_blank">New York</a>
yeah, Reagan
There is a grandbaby Cheney? Is it named Damien?
6,3%
Generally, you never even see a sign, because, you know, most people should be able to figure out if the moving stairs aren&#039;t moving, they&#039;re stairs.
Although, every so often, you&#039;ll see somebody trying to work it out. I always hope they&#039;ll just be stuck there forever, but I&#039;m afraid that&#039;s rare.
Wasn&#039;t that both of them?
Liz Cheney is the shit, and not in a good way.
I, for one, do not think that Vagina Cheney would be much better than Dick Cheney.
...<em>Honestly, the only thing worse than Liz Cheney running for Senate is people writing about Liz Cheney running for Senate. </em>
<strong>CORRECTION</strong> : the only thing worse than another Cheney running for office is Genital Anthrax!!!
I can&#039;t believe anyone would brag about their &quot;foreign policy experience&quot; in Dubya&#039;s administration. Especially someone named Cheney. Did even one thing go right and we just never heard about it?
Genital Anthrax vs Cheney
Tough decision but I&#039;m going to go with &quot;move to Canada&quot;.
<i>&quot;We&rsquo;ll get to see the former vice president on the campaign trail once again.&quot;</i>
He is our anti-Polaris. Wrong about everything so we just need to do the opposite.
When your best hope to drag your party towards the present is a Cheney, you are <strong>totally</strong> fucked.
I thought everyone hated listicles? I mean like the same way we hate Doritos
The only time I want to see or hear from Liz is when myself and about 1/2 million other folks are patiently standing in line waiting our turn to piss on her dad&#039;s grave.